11 Facebook Games You're Embarassed to Admit You Play

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  1. Baby & Me

  You may have had your future children's names picked out since you were old enough to talk, Monica Geller, but future potential boyfriends (or girlfriends) might not be quite there yet. So maybe don't broadcast it to your social network.
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  2. Bingo Crack

  There are a lot of virtual Bingo games out there, so people must want to play them.
  But wanting to play virtual Bingo so badly that you're calling it "Bingo Crack?" That we just don't see.
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  3. Bubble Bikini

  The premise of Bubble Bikini is to travel the world, attempting to round up the "world's hottest babes" for an incredible party.
  Why don't you just throw a real party instead? That will be less work, more fun and is sure to go over better with your female friends.
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  4. Deal or No Deal

  If you love it, let it go. Even Howie Mandel has given up on Deal or No Deal.
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  5. French Kiss: God of Seduction

  Basically, you virtually sleep around, but with an Ancient Grecian twist!
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  6. Hemp Tycoon

  Future employers won't be impressed with your social media drug empire. Trust us.
  This also goes for Pot Farm. A pot game by any other name is still as bad.
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  7. Staries

  It's the poor man's Candy Crush.
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  8. Webkinz Friends

  This is acceptable if and only if you are playing because your child wants to play. Playing because you want to? Not okay ... a little creepy.
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  9. Godville

  Okay, this one is just straight cheating. Godville promises to "do all these boring things you had to do in the other games: he will fight monsters, collect loot, earn gold, etc, leaving you to enjoy the only thing that matters in any game - lean back and have fun." So really, what's the point in playing the games in the first place?
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  10. PoneyVallee

  Our biggest concern with PoneyVallee is not the fact that it's a pony breeding game. We're familiar with Bronie culture; we know that's what you kids like these days.
  We're more concerned with the fact that the creators managed to misspell both "pony" and "valley," neither of which really qualify as SAT words.
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  11. Farmville

  This one's a nobrainer. It's 2013 -- give it up. No one wants to water your crops anymore.

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  To truly understand the lure of Facebook games, look no further than the Great FarmvilleEpidemic of 2009. Work was abandoned and classes were skipped as players wondered, "If I close the game to go to class, who will water my crops?"

  
  

  In case you don't spend enough time on Facebook already, Facebook games asure that what little life you have left is taken from your status-typing fingers. But Facebook's App Center has a few games that just don't seem like the type you want to share with your social network.

  It can be hard to give up a game after putting in a lot of time and effort, so if you must play Bingo Crack or, worse, Pot Farm, make sure you adjust the game's settings to not post on your Timeline.

  If you are an avid player of any of the 11 Facebook games in the gallery above, we totally understand you're desire for privacy.

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  http://mashable.com/2013/10/29/facebook-games-embarassing/